TV Guide

Thu 1st September

Morning

Everybody Loves Raymond

At the urging of his parents and Debra, Raymond reluctantly takes Robert for a night out on the anniversary of Robert's divorce. All goes well, until Robert wants to talk about his feelings.

Thu 1st September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray resumes his interest in the piano, to teach Ally a lesson about quitting. However it's Marie who orchestrates an even more valuable lesson when she strikes a sentimental chord from Ray's past.

Thu 1st September

Hot in Cleveland

On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.

Thu 1st September

Hot in Cleveland

Victoria wants to be nominated for an Oscar and gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie's assigned a teen idol. Joy's given an indie darling. Elka reunites with Roy.

Thu 1st September

Noon

Friends

Chandler's romance novelist mum comes to New York to visit him and he's not sure how he feels about it, especially after Joey catches Mrs Bing and Ross kissing.

Thu 1st September

Friends

Everyone knows the sex of Ross's baby except for Ross, who doesn't want to know. Rachel's relationship with Paolo ends after he makes a pass at Phoebe.

Thu 1st September

Friends

After Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, a chain reaction of nudity ensues when she tries to even the score by seeing his penis.

Thu 1st September

Roseanne

It's a Thanksgiving full of tension and anxiety when Roseanne gets alarming news about her baby from the prenatal clinic.

Thu 1st September

Roseanne

Tensions are heightened at the Connor house as a short-fused Roseanne waits for the amniocentesis results.

Thu 1st September

Roseanne

Roseanne and Dan are called down to the school to see DJ's teacher because he refuses to write his homework on the board.

Thu 1st September

Malcolm in the Middle

When Hal and Lois discover Malcolm and Reese's plan to sneak off to the Burning Man festival, they decide to make it a family outing - with disastrous results.

Thu 1st September

How I Met Your Mother

The realisation that Marshall and Lily are going to have a baby has a profound effect on the gang and forces them to reexamine their own lives; Robin must choose between two very different jobs, Barney is pulled between donating to charity or purchasing a diamond suit, and Marshall and Lily are thrown into a panic over their impending parenthood and Ted is forced to be the voice of reason.

Thu 1st September

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall and Lily fear they will never get pregnant, they see a specialist who will hopefully allay their fears, only to come face to face with Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin starts her new job and is horrified to learn that her new boss is a hated former co-worker.

Thu 1st September

Frasier

The whole radio station is buzzing over the incredibly attractive and talented new radio host, Dr Clint Webber.

Thu 1st September

Frasier

Bulldog is falsely hailed as a hero in foiling a coffee shop robbery.

Thu 1st September

Everybody Loves Raymond

At the urging of his parents and Debra, Raymond reluctantly takes Robert for a night out on the anniversary of Robert's divorce. All goes well, until Robert wants to talk about his feelings.

Thu 1st September

Evening

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray resumes his interest in the piano, to teach Ally a lesson about quitting. However it's Marie who orchestrates an even more valuable lesson when she strikes a sentimental chord from Ray's past.

Thu 1st September

Hot in Cleveland

On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.

Thu 1st September

Hot in Cleveland

Victoria wants to be nominated for an Oscar and gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie's assigned a teen idol. Joy's given an indie darling. Elka reunites with Roy.

Thu 1st September

Friends

Ross has date on Valentine's Day, his first date in nine years. Susan and Carol, also out on a romantic date end up at the same restaurant. Joey sets Chandler up on a blind date - with Janice.

Thu 1st September

Friends

Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately he's stoned and would just as well eat tacos as her haute cuisine.

Thu 1st September

Friends

Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, making Phoebe feel neglected.

Thu 1st September

Roseanne

Dan and Roseanne are shocked, and amused, when they find out their new next door neighbours are a couple of geriatric nudists. Meanwhile, Darlene suspects David of cheating on her with Becky.

Thu 1st September

Roseanne

After being arrested for drink-driving, Beverly is forced to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Thu 1st September

Roseanne

Roseanne pretends to be ill in order to get some rest and relaxation to the exhaustion of everyone else in the family, who are at her beck and call.

Thu 1st September

How I Met Your Mother

The realisation that Marshall and Lily are going to have a baby has a profound effect on the gang and forces them to reexamine their own lives; Robin must choose between two very different jobs, Barney is pulled between donating to charity or purchasing a diamond suit, and Marshall and Lily are thrown into a panic over their impending parenthood and Ted is forced to be the voice of reason.

Thu 1st September

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall and Lily fear they will never get pregnant, they see a specialist who will hopefully allay their fears, only to come face to face with Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin starts her new job and is horrified to learn that her new boss is a hated former co-worker.

Thu 1st September

That '70s Show

Under Red's new regime, the kids feel as if they're in prison. Kitty thinks Red is having a little too much fun playing warden, and she's determined to get her happy home back.

Fri 2nd September

Morning

That '70s Show

Hyde's world is turned upside down when he finds out that his father, who left more than eight years ago, is bartending at a local dive.

Fri 2nd September

Hot in Cleveland

On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.

Fri 2nd September

Hot in Cleveland

Victoria wants to be nominated for an Oscar and gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie's assigned a teen idol. Joy's given an indie darling. Elka reunites with Roy.

Fri 2nd September

Get Smart

Everyone important in Washington suffers bad dreams and the president orders CONTROL to discover why.

Fri 2nd September

Get Smart

The planet is being frozen by a giant KAOS fan in the North Pole. Max gets snowed in, so 99 and CIA Agent Quigley journey to the North Pole to find Mounties Siegfried and Shtarker.

Fri 2nd September

Cheers

Norm invents a strict curmudgeon of a partner to boss around his easygoing paint crew while Sam goes crazy with concern after selling his precious 'Vette.

Fri 2nd September

Cheers

Lilith goes into labour as Cheers celebrates its centennial. Guest appearance by Mayor Raymond Flynn.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

Ross has date on Valentine's Day, his first date in nine years. Susan and Carol, also out on a romantic date end up at the same restaurant. Joey sets Chandler up on a blind date - with Janice.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately he's stoned and would just as well eat tacos as her haute cuisine.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, making Phoebe feel neglected.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

Dan and Roseanne are shocked, and amused, when they find out their new next door neighbours are a couple of geriatric nudists. Meanwhile, Darlene suspects David of cheating on her with Becky.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

After being arrested for drink-driving, Beverly is forced to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

Roseanne pretends to be ill in order to get some rest and relaxation to the exhaustion of everyone else in the family, who are at her beck and call.

Fri 2nd September

How I Met Your Mother

The realisation that Marshall and Lily are going to have a baby has a profound effect on the gang and forces them to reexamine their own lives; Robin must choose between two very different jobs, Barney is pulled between donating to charity or purchasing a diamond suit, and Marshall and Lily are thrown into a panic over their impending parenthood and Ted is forced to be the voice of reason.

Fri 2nd September

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall and Lily fear they will never get pregnant, they see a specialist who will hopefully allay their fears, only to come face to face with Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin starts her new job and is horrified to learn that her new boss is a hated former co-worker.

Fri 2nd September

Get Smart

The Chief worries that living with Max has made 99 clumsy, but she convinces the Chief to give her another assignment. He sends her undercover to a radio show which KAOS is using to send information.

Fri 2nd September

Get Smart

Max and 99 are in London when Jack the Ripper tries to kill 99. Max kills Jack, only to find that he is a wax figure brought to life. They join Inspector Sparrow in infiltrating Duval's House of Wax.

Fri 2nd September

Cheers

Carla learns that Eddie led a secret life when another widow shows up at his funeral.

Fri 2nd September

Cheers

Frasier and the guys cringe over plans to attend his son's circumcision, while Rebecca struggles to throw an interesting retirement party for a very dull corporate employee.

Fri 2nd September

That '70s Show

Point Place goes paranormal when Eric falls for Donna's new look, Laurie goes psycho on Kelso, and Fez tries to figure out why Midge has disappeared.

Fri 2nd September

That '70s Show

Kelso's jealous when Jackie picks Fez to be her partner in a roller-disco competition, and Red gets sued by a former employee for wrongful termination.

Fri 2nd September

Frasier

Frasier tries to deny that his attraction to a younger woman is purely physical.

Fri 2nd September

Frasier

Niles finally decides to ask Daphne out to dinner.

Fri 2nd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's love of golf is in jeopardy after he tricks Debra into letting him play, and his guilty conscience translated into a big bogey. In the meantime Marie gives Debra marital advice, much to Debra's dismay.

Fri 2nd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray starts to wonder if it's his fault that his parents are still together, after learning that his parents were once separated for a year and were contemplating divorce.

Fri 2nd September

Hot in Cleveland

When the women try to adopt a puppy, the Rescue Centre's volunteer, Doug, determines if they are dog-worthy. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take an interesting turn.

Fri 2nd September

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie uses her illness to get tickets to country star Chase Jackson's sold-out concert, while her friends also cash in on her 'tumour perks'. Vicotoria's new online suitor may not be the man he says he is.

Fri 2nd September

Noon

Friends

Ross has date on Valentine's Day, his first date in nine years. Susan and Carol, also out on a romantic date end up at the same restaurant. Joey sets Chandler up on a blind date - with Janice.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. Unfortunately he's stoned and would just as well eat tacos as her haute cuisine.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, making Phoebe feel neglected.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

Dan and Roseanne are shocked, and amused, when they find out their new next door neighbours are a couple of geriatric nudists. Meanwhile, Darlene suspects David of cheating on her with Becky.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

After being arrested for drink-driving, Beverly is forced to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

Roseanne pretends to be ill in order to get some rest and relaxation to the exhaustion of everyone else in the family, who are at her beck and call.

Fri 2nd September

Malcolm in the Middle

When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.

Fri 2nd September

How I Met Your Mother

The gang travels to Minnesota with Marshall for his father's funeral. Hoping to add a little levity to the sombre occasion, Ted and Barney stop at nothing to make Marshall laugh. Meanwhile, Marshall has an unfortunate meeting with an old high school bully who terrorised him throughout his youth.

Fri 2nd September

How I Met Your Mother

When Zoey fixes Ted up on a date with her cousin, the gang resorts to calling her "Honey" after learning how naive she is. Meanwhile, Ted calls an intervention on himself after having an epiphany about his feelings for Zoey, and Barney gets acquainted with Honey in Ted's place.

Fri 2nd September

Frasier

Frasier tries to deny that his attraction to a younger woman is purely physical.

Fri 2nd September

Frasier

Niles finally decides to ask Daphne out to dinner.

Fri 2nd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's love of golf is in jeopardy after he tricks Debra into letting him play, and his guilty conscience translated into a big bogey. In the meantime Marie gives Debra marital advice, much to Debra's dismay.

Fri 2nd September

Evening

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray starts to wonder if it's his fault that his parents are still together, after learning that his parents were once separated for a year and were contemplating divorce.

Fri 2nd September

Hot in Cleveland

When the women try to adopt a puppy, the Rescue Centre's volunteer, Doug, determines if they are dog-worthy. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take an interesting turn.

Fri 2nd September

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie uses her illness to get tickets to country star Chase Jackson's sold-out concert, while her friends also cash in on her 'tumour perks'. Vicotoria's new online suitor may not be the man he says he is.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

A sprained ankle sends Rachel to the ER. As she has no insurance, she talks Monica into trading identities, which complicates matters when they meet two cute doctors.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

Tired of being referred to by customers as "Excuse me", Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Fri 2nd September

Friends

The gang searches frantically for Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel babysat him.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

Fred tells Jackie that he doesn't want DJ to visit their house so much anymore, because he gets weirder every time he comes over.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

The green-eyed monster emerges in force between David and Mark when they both become interested in Stacy, a waitress at the Lunch Box.

Fri 2nd September

Roseanne

In Roseanne's absence, Dan discovers something troubling about Jackie and gets some sound advice from David.

Fri 2nd September

How I Met Your Mother

The gang travels to Minnesota with Marshall for his father's funeral. Hoping to add a little levity to the sombre occasion, Ted and Barney stop at nothing to make Marshall laugh. Meanwhile, Marshall has an unfortunate meeting with an old high school bully who terrorised him throughout his youth.

Fri 2nd September

How I Met Your Mother

When Zoey fixes Ted up on a date with her cousin, the gang resorts to calling her "Honey" after learning how naive she is. Meanwhile, Ted calls an intervention on himself after having an epiphany about his feelings for Zoey, and Barney gets acquainted with Honey in Ted's place.

Fri 2nd September

That '70s Show

Point Place goes paranormal when Eric falls for Donna's new look, Laurie goes psycho on Kelso, and Fez tries to figure out why Midge has disappeared.

Sat 3rd September

Morning

That '70s Show

Kelso's jealous when Jackie picks Fez to be her partner in a roller-disco competition, and Red gets sued by a former employee for wrongful termination.

Sat 3rd September

Hot in Cleveland

When the women try to adopt a puppy, the Rescue Centre's volunteer, Doug, determines if they are dog-worthy. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take an interesting turn.

Sat 3rd September

Hot in Cleveland

Melanie uses her illness to get tickets to country star Chase Jackson's sold-out concert, while her friends also cash in on her 'tumour perks'. Vicotoria's new online suitor may not be the man he says he is.

Sat 3rd September

Get Smart

The Chief worries that living with Max has made 99 clumsy, but she convinces the Chief to give her another assignment. He sends her undercover to a radio show which KAOS is using to send information.

Sat 3rd September

Get Smart

Max and 99 are in London when Jack the Ripper tries to kill 99. Max kills Jack, only to find that he is a wax figure brought to life. They join Inspector Sparrow in infiltrating Duval's House of Wax.

Sat 3rd September

Cheers

Carla learns that Eddie led a secret life when another widow shows up at his funeral.

Sat 3rd September

Cheers

Frasier and the guys cringe over plans to attend his son's circumcision, while Rebecca struggles to throw an interesting retirement party for a very dull corporate employee.

Sat 3rd September

Friends

A sprained ankle sends Rachel to the ER. As she has no insurance, she talks Monica into trading identities, which complicates matters when they meet two cute doctors.

Sat 3rd September

Friends

Tired of being referred to by customers as "Excuse me", Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Sat 3rd September

Friends

The gang searches frantically for Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel babysat him.

Sat 3rd September

Roseanne

Fred tells Jackie that he doesn't want DJ to visit their house so much anymore, because he gets weirder every time he comes over.

Sat 3rd September

Roseanne

The green-eyed monster emerges in force between David and Mark when they both become interested in Stacy, a waitress at the Lunch Box.

Sat 3rd September

Roseanne

In Roseanne's absence, Dan discovers something troubling about Jackie and gets some sound advice from David.

Sat 3rd September

How I Met Your Mother

The gang travels to Minnesota with Marshall for his father's funeral. Hoping to add a little levity to the sombre occasion, Ted and Barney stop at nothing to make Marshall laugh. Meanwhile, Marshall has an unfortunate meeting with an old high school bully who terrorised him throughout his youth.

Sat 3rd September

How I Met Your Mother

When Zoey fixes Ted up on a date with her cousin, the gang resorts to calling her "Honey" after learning how naive she is. Meanwhile, Ted calls an intervention on himself after having an epiphany about his feelings for Zoey, and Barney gets acquainted with Honey in Ted's place.

Sat 3rd September

Rules of Engagement

Audrey tries to be intimate with Jeff, but is surprised to discover that she's too late. Meanwhile, Russell asks Timmy to join him on a trip to Miami, but doesn't tell Timmy that he's scared of flying.

Sat 3rd September

Rules of Engagement

Audrey contemplates her career as she plays on Jeff's softball team, Timmy becomes frustrated after his girlfriend cuts him off, and Adam and Jennifer try to come up with a fictional story about how they met.

Sat 3rd September

Rules of Engagement

Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys, and Adam and Jennifer decide to get high after they find some marijuana.

Sat 3rd September

Reba

It's Elizabeth's first Christmas and Reba looks forward to Christmas with a baby. But Van and Cheyenne want to go somewhere else for Christmas. Brock takes Jake and Kyra goes with a friend. Reba is alone and helps at the homeless shelter.

Sat 3rd September

Reba

Reba suggests making a time capsule for Elizabeth, which would include everyone recording messages. The recordings are secret, but after the box is bundled, everyone is curious about what others said. They decide to watch the tape together.

Sat 3rd September

Reba

Reba has financial difficulties and has to sell her engagement ring on eBay to make money. Brock is upset and starts bidding on the ring. When Barbra Jean finds out, she thinks the ring is for her. Van wants to buy a ring for Cheyenne.

Sat 3rd September

Frasier

Daphne accidentally finds an engagement ring in Martin's dresser, frightening Niles and Frasier with the spectre of Stepmother Sherry.

Sat 3rd September

Frasier

It's re-negotiation time at KACL again. This time Frasier opts for ethics over avarice when he chooses do-gooder agent Ben over Bebe.

Sat 3rd September

Frasier

Niles and Maris new counsellor, Dr Schenkman, advises Niles to inject some spontaneity into their relationship, inspiring Niles to surprise Maris in her bedroom. Niles isn't quite prepared for what he finds.

Sat 3rd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a child.

Sat 3rd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Irate neighbours are up in arms over Ray's noisy dad and meddling mum, so they demand a discussion at Ray's house on how to fix the situation.

Sat 3rd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

A popular radio psychologist comes to the house to interview Debra for a book on the American family. But the doctor finds that the rest of the eccentric Barones are more captivating than Debra.

Sat 3rd September

Noon

Friends

A sprained ankle sends Rachel to the ER. As she has no insurance, she talks Monica into trading identities, which complicates matters when they meet two cute doctors.

Sat 3rd September

Friends

Tired of being referred to by customers as "Excuse me", Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Sat 3rd September

Friends

The gang searches frantically for Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel babysat him.

Sat 3rd September

Roseanne

Fred tells Jackie that he doesn't want DJ to visit their house so much anymore, because he gets weirder every time he comes over.

Sat 3rd September

Roseanne

The green-eyed monster emerges in force between David and Mark when they both become interested in Stacy, a waitress at the Lunch Box.

Sat 3rd September

Roseanne

In Roseanne's absence, Dan discovers something troubling about Jackie and gets some sound advice from David.

Sat 3rd September

Reba

It's Elizabeth's first Christmas and Reba looks forward to Christmas with a baby. But Van and Cheyenne want to go somewhere else for Christmas. Brock takes Jake and Kyra goes with a friend. Reba is alone and helps at the homeless shelter.

Sat 3rd September

Reba

Reba suggests making a time capsule for Elizabeth, which would include everyone recording messages. The recordings are secret, but after the box is bundled, everyone is curious about what others said. They decide to watch the tape together.

Sat 3rd September

Reba

Reba has financial difficulties and has to sell her engagement ring on eBay to make money. Brock is upset and starts bidding on the ring. When Barbra Jean finds out, she thinks the ring is for her. Van wants to buy a ring for Cheyenne.

Sat 3rd September

Frasier

Daphne accidentally finds an engagement ring in Martin's dresser, frightening Niles and Frasier with the spectre of Stepmother Sherry.

Sat 3rd September

Frasier

It's re-negotiation time at KACL again. This time Frasier opts for ethics over avarice when he chooses do-gooder agent Ben over Bebe.

Sat 3rd September

Frasier

Niles and Maris new counsellor, Dr Schenkman, advises Niles to inject some spontaneity into their relationship, inspiring Niles to surprise Maris in her bedroom. Niles isn't quite prepared for what he finds.

Sat 3rd September

Evening

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a child.

Sat 3rd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Irate neighbours are up in arms over Ray's noisy dad and meddling mum, so they demand a discussion at Ray's house on how to fix the situation.

Sat 3rd September

Everybody Loves Raymond

A popular radio psychologist comes to the house to interview Debra for a book on the American family. But the doctor finds that the rest of the eccentric Barones are more captivating than Debra.

Sat 3rd September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Alan starts dating an old friend of Judith's and learns some interesting things about her current sex life which give him some anxiety about his own performance.

Sat 3rd September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Charlie and Jake double date with an ex-flame and her daughter. Meanwhile, Charlie sets a lonely Alan up with a professional.

Sat 3rd September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Charlie's promiscuity is getting him into more trouble than usual, so he turns to his psychiatrist for help.

Sat 3rd September

Seinfeld

George is upset by his girlfriend's artistic rendering of him. Meanwhile, Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. Guest stars Len Lesser.

Sat 3rd September

Seinfeld

Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job.

Sat 3rd September

Seinfeld

Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. Guest stars Ken Zimmer.

Sat 3rd September

Rules of Engagement

Audrey tries to be intimate with Jeff, but is surprised to discover that she's too late. Meanwhile, Russell asks Timmy to join him on a trip to Miami, but doesn't tell Timmy that he's scared of flying.

Sat 3rd September

Rules of Engagement

Audrey contemplates her career as she plays on Jeff's softball team, Timmy becomes frustrated after his girlfriend cuts him off, and Adam and Jennifer try to come up with a fictional story about how they met.

Sat 3rd September

Rules of Engagement

Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys, and Adam and Jennifer decide to get high after they find some marijuana.

Sun 4th September

Morning

Reba

It's Elizabeth's first Christmas and Reba looks forward to Christmas with a baby. But Van and Cheyenne want to go somewhere else for Christmas. Brock takes Jake and Kyra goes with a friend. Reba is alone and helps at the homeless shelter.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Reba suggests making a time capsule for Elizabeth, which would include everyone recording messages. The recordings are secret, but after the box is bundled, everyone is curious about what others said. They decide to watch the tape together.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Reba has financial difficulties and has to sell her engagement ring on eBay to make money. Brock is upset and starts bidding on the ring. When Barbra Jean finds out, she thinks the ring is for her. Van wants to buy a ring for Cheyenne.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

Daphne accidentally finds an engagement ring in Martin's dresser, frightening Niles and Frasier with the spectre of Stepmother Sherry.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

It's re-negotiation time at KACL again. This time Frasier opts for ethics over avarice when he chooses do-gooder agent Ben over Bebe.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

Niles and Maris new counsellor, Dr Schenkman, advises Niles to inject some spontaneity into their relationship, inspiring Niles to surprise Maris in her bedroom. Niles isn't quite prepared for what he finds.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a child.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Irate neighbours are up in arms over Ray's noisy dad and meddling mum, so they demand a discussion at Ray's house on how to fix the situation.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

A popular radio psychologist comes to the house to interview Debra for a book on the American family. But the doctor finds that the rest of the eccentric Barones are more captivating than Debra.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Alan starts dating an old friend of Judith's and learns some interesting things about her current sex life which give him some anxiety about his own performance.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Charlie and Jake double date with an ex-flame and her daughter. Meanwhile, Charlie sets a lonely Alan up with a professional.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Charlie's promiscuity is getting him into more trouble than usual, so he turns to his psychiatrist for help.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

George is upset by his girlfriend's artistic rendering of him. Meanwhile, Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. Guest stars Len Lesser.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. Guest stars Ken Zimmer.

Sun 4th September

Rules of Engagement

When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins.

Sun 4th September

Rules of Engagement

Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

Sun 4th September

Rules of Engagement

When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Cheyenne's pregnancy scare prompts Reba to tell Cheyenne and Van that they cannot have another baby while they live with her. Barbra Jean is upset when Brock says he does not want more children.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Kyra is upset that Reba will not get her a cell phone so she starts being close to Barbra Jean. Brock convinces Reba to tell BJ that she should get a makeover. BJ does, but her new look surprises everyone.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Reba and Brock attend a party out of town for what they think is a party for an old friend. Turns out it is a funeral for that friend. Barbra Jean is worried about them being together. Van and Cheyenne are in charge of Kyra and Jake.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

The Crane household and Daphne's good friend Annie take a weekend trip to a ski lodge, leading to romantic misunderstandings.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

Lilith comes to Seattle after her husband leaves her for a man, and throws herself at Frasier.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

The Cranes are reunited with a branch of the family, when Frasier's cousin, Nikos, is getting married.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra remember their days in their first apartment and when she discovers she's having twins. Meanwhile, Robert discovers his wife wants a divorce.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his performance during his TV debut on a sports chat show.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray gets to use the technique of 'active listening' he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents, when their stubbornness goes too far.

Sun 4th September

Noon

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Alan starts dating an old friend of Judith's and learns some interesting things about her current sex life which give him some anxiety about his own performance.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Charlie and Jake double date with an ex-flame and her daughter. Meanwhile, Charlie sets a lonely Alan up with a professional.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Charlie's promiscuity is getting him into more trouble than usual, so he turns to his psychiatrist for help.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

George is upset by his girlfriend's artistic rendering of him. Meanwhile, Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. Guest stars Len Lesser.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets. George's mum gets an eye job.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. Guest stars Ken Zimmer.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Cheyenne's pregnancy scare prompts Reba to tell Cheyenne and Van that they cannot have another baby while they live with her. Barbra Jean is upset when Brock says he does not want more children.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Kyra is upset that Reba will not get her a cell phone so she starts being close to Barbra Jean. Brock convinces Reba to tell BJ that she should get a makeover. BJ does, but her new look surprises everyone.

Sun 4th September

Reba

Reba and Brock attend a party out of town for what they think is a party for an old friend. Turns out it is a funeral for that friend. Barbra Jean is worried about them being together. Van and Cheyenne are in charge of Kyra and Jake.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

The Crane household and Daphne's good friend Annie take a weekend trip to a ski lodge, leading to romantic misunderstandings.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

Lilith comes to Seattle after her husband leaves her for a man, and throws herself at Frasier.

Sun 4th September

Frasier

The Cranes are reunited with a branch of the family, when Frasier's cousin, Nikos, is getting married.

Sun 4th September

Evening

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra remember their days in their first apartment and when she discovers she's having twins. Meanwhile, Robert discovers his wife wants a divorce.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his performance during his TV debut on a sports chat show.

Sun 4th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray gets to use the technique of 'active listening' he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents, when their stubbornness goes too far.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Alan helps Teddy and Evelyn plan their wedding, while Charlie turns to Rose for help getting closer to his future stepsister.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, a dead body is found in Charlie's bed. The CSI team arrive to investigate and discover more than they bargained for.

Sun 4th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Jake tries to write a book report but keeps losing the book before he can read it. On a trip to the bookstore to replace it, Charlie meets and falls for an older self-help author.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is. Meanwhile, George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

When guest star Bette Midler is injured during a softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy the lead role in a musical.

Sun 4th September

Seinfeld

Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women and make a pact to change their ways, though Jerry doesn't know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that constantly barks nearby.

Sun 4th September

Rules of Engagement

When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins.

Sun 4th September

Rules of Engagement

Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

Sun 4th September

Rules of Engagement

When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.

Mon 5th September

Morning

Reba

Cheyenne's pregnancy scare prompts Reba to tell Cheyenne and Van that they cannot have another baby while they live with her. Barbra Jean is upset when Brock says he does not want more children.

Mon 5th September

Reba

Kyra is upset that Reba will not get her a cell phone so she starts being close to Barbra Jean. Brock convinces Reba to tell BJ that she should get a makeover. BJ does, but her new look surprises everyone.

Mon 5th September

Reba

Reba and Brock attend a party out of town for what they think is a party for an old friend. Turns out it is a funeral for that friend. Barbra Jean is worried about them being together. Van and Cheyenne are in charge of Kyra and Jake.

Mon 5th September

Frasier

The Crane household and Daphne's good friend Annie take a weekend trip to a ski lodge, leading to romantic misunderstandings.

Mon 5th September

Frasier

Lilith comes to Seattle after her husband leaves her for a man, and throws herself at Frasier.

Mon 5th September

Frasier

The Cranes are reunited with a branch of the family, when Frasier's cousin, Nikos, is getting married.

Mon 5th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra remember their days in their first apartment and when she discovers she's having twins. Meanwhile, Robert discovers his wife wants a divorce.

Mon 5th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his performance during his TV debut on a sports chat show.

Mon 5th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray gets to use the technique of 'active listening' he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents, when their stubbornness goes too far.

Mon 5th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Alan helps Teddy and Evelyn plan their wedding, while Charlie turns to Rose for help getting closer to his future stepsister.

Mon 5th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, a dead body is found in Charlie's bed. The CSI team arrive to investigate and discover more than they bargained for.

Mon 5th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Jake tries to write a book report but keeps losing the book before he can read it. On a trip to the bookstore to replace it, Charlie meets and falls for an older self-help author.

Mon 5th September

Seinfeld

Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is. Meanwhile, George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

Mon 5th September

Seinfeld

When guest star Bette Midler is injured during a softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy the lead role in a musical.

Mon 5th September

Seinfeld

Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women and make a pact to change their ways, though Jerry doesn't know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that constantly barks nearby.

Mon 5th September

Get Smart

Max goes undercover as Hitler to infiltrate the Duval's House of Wax, which is bringing wax figures back to life.

Mon 5th September

Get Smart

Max is serving as a courier on an aeroplane when he is forced to release the package from the plane. It lands on the roof of a man's mansion who hasn't allowed visitors in to his house in 20 years.

Mon 5th September

Cheers

Woody has trouble with the love scenes for his first starring role and the guys have a beard growing competition.

Mon 5th September

Cheers

Rebecca and Sam are trapped overnight in Robin Colcord's deluxe security apartment while the gang passes the time playing Monopoly.

Mon 5th September

That '70s Show

Even though Shelly, Eric's lab partner, is continuously hitting on him, Donna seems unconcerned. But things change when Donna finds someone's panties in the Vista Cruiser.

Mon 5th September

That '70s Show

Laurie's babysitting for a friend of Kitty's, and seeing the baby makes Kitty think she might like to have another one.

Mon 5th September

Frasier

Roz is horrified to learn that Rick's family has a history of large noses. Meanwhile Frasier can't bring himself to tell Daphne the earrings he bought for her aren't genuine sapphires.

Mon 5th September

Frasier

Tired of struggling to find dates, Frasier and Niles throw a singles party.

Mon 5th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

After Debra reads a newspaper article about people who enjoy being at work more than being at home, she convinces Ray to set up an office in their house.

Mon 5th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sick of reading Ally the same stories every night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. She invites Raymond to write the story with her, however soon learns it was a bad idea.

Mon 5th September

Hot in Cleveland

The dog, George Clooney, appears depressed. Melanie scores a new job as a result of a radio station follow-up interview of the dog's at-home treatment the previous week.

Mon 5th September

Hot in Cleveland

The ladies fly to New York. Victoria wants to come clean to Maddie Banks for not telling her about an audition call back for 'Sofia's Choice' when they were roommates years earlier. Melanie, Joy and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

Mon 5th September

Noon

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Alan helps Teddy and Evelyn plan their wedding, while Charlie turns to Rose for help getting closer to his future stepsister.

Mon 5th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, a dead body is found in Charlie's bed. The CSI team arrive to investigate and discover more than they bargained for.

Mon 5th September

Two and a Half Men

Charlie is a wealthy bachelor whose casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up finally. In this episode, Jake tries to write a book report but keeps losing the book before he can read it. On a trip to the bookstore to replace it, Charlie meets and falls for an older self-help author.

Mon 5th September

Seinfeld

Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is. Meanwhile, George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

Mon 5th September

Seinfeld

When guest star Bette Midler is injured during a softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy the lead role in a musical.

Mon 5th September

Seinfeld

Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women and make a pact to change their ways, though Jerry doesn't know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that constantly barks nearby.

Mon 5th September

Malcolm in the Middle

When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Mon 5th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney declares February 13th Desperation Day, a holiday for desperate, lonely, women with low self esteem due to the fact that they are destined to be alone on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Lily surprises Marshall (who is still in Minnesota) for Valentine's Day, Ted and Zoey continue to figure out their relationship and Robin bonds with her single girlfriends.

Mon 5th September

How I Met Your Mother

After Marshall sees a documentary about an island of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean, he becomes fixated on saving the environment; Ted has an uncomfortable encounter with Zoey's ex-husband, The Captain; and Robin forces Barney to admit he has feelings for Nora.

Mon 5th September

Frasier

Roz is horrified to learn that Rick's family has a history of large noses. Meanwhile Frasier can't bring himself to tell Daphne the earrings he bought for her aren't genuine sapphires.

Mon 5th September

Frasier

Tired of struggling to find dates, Frasier and Niles throw a singles party.

Mon 5th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

After Debra reads a newspaper article about people who enjoy being at work more than being at home, she convinces Ray to set up an office in their house.

Mon 5th September

Evening

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sick of reading Ally the same stories every night, Debra decides to try her hand at writing a children's book. She invites Raymond to write the story with her, however soon learns it was a bad idea.

Mon 5th September

Hot in Cleveland

The dog, George Clooney, appears depressed. Melanie scores a new job as a result of a radio station follow-up interview of the dog's at-home treatment the previous week.

Mon 5th September

Hot in Cleveland

The ladies fly to New York. Victoria wants to come clean to Maddie Banks for not telling her about an audition call back for 'Sofia's Choice' when they were roommates years earlier. Melanie, Joy and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

Mon 5th September

Friends

Rachel and Barry are dating again, which is awkward because he's now engaged to Mindy, who wants Rachel to be her maid of honour.

Mon 5th September

Friends

When Monica's credit card is stolen, she, along with Phoebe and Rachel, decide to catch the thief.

Mon 5th September

Friends

After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Rachel has erotic dreams about Joey and Chandler, making Ross both disgusted and envious.

Mon 5th September

Roseanne

Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortune teller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball.

Mon 5th September

Roseanne

Mums from Leave it to Beaver, The Wonder Years, The Jeffersons, and more blasts from the past join in on advising Roseanne on proper television etiquette.

Mon 5th September

Roseanne

Fred is still angry and bitter about his separation from Jackie while Jackie is beginning to see the sliver lining and starts going on outings that Fred never enjoyed.

Mon 5th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney declares February 13th Desperation Day, a holiday for desperate, lonely, women with low self esteem due to the fact that they are destined to be alone on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Lily surprises Marshall (who is still in Minnesota) for Valentine's Day, Ted and Zoey continue to figure out their relationship and Robin bonds with her single girlfriends.

Mon 5th September

How I Met Your Mother

After Marshall sees a documentary about an island of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean, he becomes fixated on saving the environment; Ted has an uncomfortable encounter with Zoey's ex-husband, The Captain; and Robin forces Barney to admit he has feelings for Nora.

Mon 5th September

That '70s Show

Even though Shelly, Eric's lab partner, is continuously hitting on him, Donna seems unconcerned. But things change when Donna finds someone's panties in the Vista Cruiser.

Tue 6th September

Morning

That '70s Show

Laurie's babysitting for a friend of Kitty's, and seeing the baby makes Kitty think she might like to have another one.

Tue 6th September

Hot in Cleveland

The dog, George Clooney, appears depressed. Melanie scores a new job as a result of a radio station follow-up interview of the dog's at-home treatment the previous week.

Tue 6th September

Hot in Cleveland

The ladies fly to New York. Victoria wants to come clean to Maddie Banks for not telling her about an audition call back for 'Sofia's Choice' when they were roommates years earlier. Melanie, Joy and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

Tue 6th September

Get Smart

Max goes undercover as Hitler to infiltrate the Duval's House of Wax, which is bringing wax figures back to life.

Tue 6th September

Get Smart

Max is serving as a courier on an aeroplane when he is forced to release the package from the plane. It lands on the roof of a man's mansion who hasn't allowed visitors in to his house in 20 years.

Tue 6th September

Cheers

Woody has trouble with the love scenes for his first starring role and the guys have a beard growing competition.

Tue 6th September

Cheers

Rebecca and Sam are trapped overnight in Robin Colcord's deluxe security apartment while the gang passes the time playing Monopoly.

Tue 6th September

Friends

Rachel and Barry are dating again, which is awkward because he's now engaged to Mindy, who wants Rachel to be her maid of honour.

Tue 6th September

Friends

When Monica's credit card is stolen, she, along with Phoebe and Rachel, decide to catch the thief.

Tue 6th September

Friends

After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Rachel has erotic dreams about Joey and Chandler, making Ross both disgusted and envious.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortune teller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Mums from Leave it to Beaver, The Wonder Years, The Jeffersons, and more blasts from the past join in on advising Roseanne on proper television etiquette.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Fred is still angry and bitter about his separation from Jackie while Jackie is beginning to see the sliver lining and starts going on outings that Fred never enjoyed.

Tue 6th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney declares February 13th Desperation Day, a holiday for desperate, lonely, women with low self esteem due to the fact that they are destined to be alone on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Lily surprises Marshall (who is still in Minnesota) for Valentine's Day, Ted and Zoey continue to figure out their relationship and Robin bonds with her single girlfriends.

Tue 6th September

How I Met Your Mother

After Marshall sees a documentary about an island of garbage floating in the Pacific Ocean, he becomes fixated on saving the environment; Ted has an uncomfortable encounter with Zoey's ex-husband, The Captain; and Robin forces Barney to admit he has feelings for Nora.

Tue 6th September

Get Smart

Six CONTROL agents are killed and the common denominator is that they all played on the CONTROL training schools baseball team.

Tue 6th September

Get Smart

A KAOS defector agrees to testify for CONTROL, so KAOS sends the Exterminator to kill him. The most cold-blooded, calculating killer who ever worked for KAOS.

Tue 6th September

Cheers

Norm fires his secretary, who sees it as proof that he's wildly attracted to her and Rebecca becomes obsessed with a surprise hidden in the desk Robin gave her.

Tue 6th September

Cheers

Robin lends Sam and the gang his yacht race in a regatta, but the motley crew discovers a bomb in the refrigerator, right next to the beer.

Tue 6th September

That '70s Show

Red and Bob throw competing Veterans' Day barbecues, while Jackie and Hyde go on a date.

Tue 6th September

That '70s Show

When Hyde throws an unsupervised keg party at his dad's apartment, Red decides that Bud Hyde needs a lesson in parenting. Donna isn't thrilled when Jackie drags her along on a girls' night out.

Tue 6th September

Frasier

It's another raucous night for Frasier as he needs to be in three places at once: a surprise birthday party, a Safari Club initiation meeting, and a date with a potential soul mate.

Tue 6th September

Frasier

Frasier refuses to comply when the new station manager mandates that on-air talent must read commercials during their programs.

Tue 6th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray buys his dad a fancy and expensive aquarium for his birthday. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one of the fish dies, he starts to hate it.

Tue 6th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray makes a startling discovery when he takes Debra to his 20th high school reunion. It turns out that Debra's was in the popular group at school.

Tue 6th September

Hot in Cleveland

In an attempt to earn herself an Oscar nod, Victoria runs for public office against someone with whom Elka is at odds. Melanie tries to change herself on the radio station in order to get better ratings and viewership. After going undercover as Bob's pretend other half, Joy finds she may be having feelings for him.

Tue 6th September

Hot in Cleveland

The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she's going to marry.

Tue 6th September

Noon

Friends

Rachel and Barry are dating again, which is awkward because he's now engaged to Mindy, who wants Rachel to be her maid of honour.

Tue 6th September

Friends

When Monica's credit card is stolen, she, along with Phoebe and Rachel, decide to catch the thief.

Tue 6th September

Friends

After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Rachel has erotic dreams about Joey and Chandler, making Ross both disgusted and envious.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortune teller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Mums from Leave it to Beaver, The Wonder Years, The Jeffersons, and more blasts from the past join in on advising Roseanne on proper television etiquette.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Fred is still angry and bitter about his separation from Jackie while Jackie is beginning to see the sliver lining and starts going on outings that Fred never enjoyed.

Tue 6th September

Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm and Reese go on a haunted Halloween tour of the neighbourhood, but they get spooked when they realise that the first stop is at their house.

Tue 6th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney finds himself at a crossroads when Nora makes it clear that she's looking for a serious relationship; Robin starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog; and the gang all gets their hearts checked out in the wake of Marshall's dad's fatal heart attack.

Tue 6th September

How I Met Your Mother

When Barney finally meets his long lost father, he's disappointed when the man doesn't live up to the myth. His refusal to face reality causes Ted and the others to stage an intervention. Meanwhile, the gang points out each other's gaps: something they should have known by adulthood but somehow never learned.

Tue 6th September

Frasier

It's another raucous night for Frasier as he needs to be in three places at once: a surprise birthday party, a Safari Club initiation meeting, and a date with a potential soul mate.

Tue 6th September

Frasier

Frasier refuses to comply when the new station manager mandates that on-air talent must read commercials during their programs.

Tue 6th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray buys his dad a fancy and expensive aquarium for his birthday. At first Frank adores the gift, but after one of the fish dies, he starts to hate it.

Tue 6th September

Evening

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray makes a startling discovery when he takes Debra to his 20th high school reunion. It turns out that Debra's was in the popular group at school.

Tue 6th September

Hot in Cleveland

In an attempt to earn herself an Oscar nod, Victoria runs for public office against someone with whom Elka is at odds. Melanie tries to change herself on the radio station in order to get better ratings and viewership. After going undercover as Bob's pretend other half, Joy finds she may be having feelings for him.

Tue 6th September

Hot in Cleveland

The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she's going to marry.

Tue 6th September

Friends

As Monica's biological clock ticks away, Carol goes into labour. When Ross and Susan can't stop bickering over who gets to help Carol, Phoebe drags them into a closet to settle their differences.

Tue 6th September

Friends

Joey's new girlfriend wants to go to bed with him but he can't, he's participating in a fertility study.

Tue 6th September

Friends

Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning with a new girlfriend, Julie. After giving Joey and Chandler new haircuts, Phoebe is persuaded to cut Monica's hair, but gives her an awful haircut.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Mark and Becky find a tiny run-down trailer in a trailer park, and decide to make it home.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Dan lays down the law when DJ lets a pushy, aggressive girl order him around but Roseanne likes the girl in question.

Tue 6th September

Roseanne

Roseanne is upset over the possibility that David may like a girl more than Darlene, who may lose David if she doesn't fight for him.

Tue 6th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney finds himself at a crossroads when Nora makes it clear that she's looking for a serious relationship; Robin starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog; and the gang all gets their hearts checked out in the wake of Marshall's dad's fatal heart attack.

Tue 6th September

How I Met Your Mother

When Barney finally meets his long lost father, he's disappointed when the man doesn't live up to the myth. His refusal to face reality causes Ted and the others to stage an intervention. Meanwhile, the gang points out each other's gaps: something they should have known by adulthood but somehow never learned.

Tue 6th September

That '70s Show

Red and Bob throw competing Veterans' Day barbecues, while Jackie and Hyde go on a date.

Wed 7th September

Morning

That '70s Show

When Hyde throws an unsupervised keg party at his dad's apartment, Red decides that Bud Hyde needs a lesson in parenting. Donna isn't thrilled when Jackie drags her along on a girls' night out.

Wed 7th September

Hot in Cleveland

In an attempt to earn herself an Oscar nod, Victoria runs for public office against someone with whom Elka is at odds. Melanie tries to change herself on the radio station in order to get better ratings and viewership. After going undercover as Bob's pretend other half, Joy finds she may be having feelings for him.

Wed 7th September

Hot in Cleveland

The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she's going to marry.

Wed 7th September

Get Smart

Six CONTROL agents are killed and the common denominator is that they all played on the CONTROL training schools baseball team.

Wed 7th September

Get Smart

A KAOS defector agrees to testify for CONTROL, so KAOS sends the Exterminator to kill him. The most cold-blooded, calculating killer who ever worked for KAOS.

Wed 7th September

Cheers

Norm fires his secretary, who sees it as proof that he's wildly attracted to her and Rebecca becomes obsessed with a surprise hidden in the desk Robin gave her.

Wed 7th September

Cheers

Robin lends Sam and the gang his yacht race in a regatta, but the motley crew discovers a bomb in the refrigerator, right next to the beer.

Wed 7th September

Friends

As Monica's biological clock ticks away, Carol goes into labour. When Ross and Susan can't stop bickering over who gets to help Carol, Phoebe drags them into a closet to settle their differences.

Wed 7th September

Friends

Joey's new girlfriend wants to go to bed with him but he can't, he's participating in a fertility study.

Wed 7th September

Friends

Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning with a new girlfriend, Julie. After giving Joey and Chandler new haircuts, Phoebe is persuaded to cut Monica's hair, but gives her an awful haircut.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

Mark and Becky find a tiny run-down trailer in a trailer park, and decide to make it home.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

Dan lays down the law when DJ lets a pushy, aggressive girl order him around but Roseanne likes the girl in question.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

Roseanne is upset over the possibility that David may like a girl more than Darlene, who may lose David if she doesn't fight for him.

Wed 7th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney finds himself at a crossroads when Nora makes it clear that she's looking for a serious relationship; Robin starts dating a guy who acts a lot like a dog; and the gang all gets their hearts checked out in the wake of Marshall's dad's fatal heart attack.

Wed 7th September

How I Met Your Mother

When Barney finally meets his long lost father, he's disappointed when the man doesn't live up to the myth. His refusal to face reality causes Ted and the others to stage an intervention. Meanwhile, the gang points out each other's gaps: something they should have known by adulthood but somehow never learned.

Wed 7th September

Get Smart

Dr Harper dies, leaving the only sample of his rocket fuel behind and KAOS finds it first. Max and 99 have to pose as a valet and maid at the Bulmanian Embassy to recover stolen rocket fuel.

Wed 7th September

Get Smart

KAOS kidnaps 99 and replaces her with an impostor. The real 99 is held prisoner while the fake 99 keeps feeding Max poisoned meals. The real 99 escapes to try and save Max.

Wed 7th September

Cheers

Carla faces an audit while Rebecca's idol, her business school professor, makes an investment in Sam.

Wed 7th September

Cheers

Cliff appears on the game show Jeopardy! when it comes to Boston. Sam attempts to find out who lifted his little black book of girlfriend's names.

Wed 7th September

That '70s Show

Kitty wants Red to talk to Laurie, because all she does is party all night and sleep all day, and Hyde is driving around in a panic when he discovers that his passenger, Leo, is holding a bag of illegal drugs.

Wed 7th September

That '70s Show

Eric and Donna try to withhold being intimate with each other, and each is determined not to be the one to cave in. Meanwhile, Kelso tries to convince his friends that he's seen a UFO.

Wed 7th September

Frasier

To apologise for getting everyone at KACL fired, Frasier throws a picnic for the gang, where he discovers everyone has found new jobs except for him and Roz. Frasier goes through the 5 stages of mourning for this job.

Wed 7th September

Frasier

Frasier is convinced that every 5 years when his reunion comes around, it coincides with a severe down turn in his life. He is reluctant to go because every time he goes, he ends up with the losers at table 97.

Wed 7th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Marie ruins Debra's Tupperware party, Debra decides to write Marie a letter, telling her to stop intruding into her life.

Wed 7th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

Wed 7th September

Hot in Cleveland

Elka pursues an endorsement for City Council from Ross Barkley and convinces Melanie to go on a date with him. Elsewhere, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch as he pines the loss of Melanie.

Wed 7th September

Hot in Cleveland

During a major storm the ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guest. Elka thinks a ghost of a woman murdered 50 years ago has returned to seek revenge.

Wed 7th September

Noon

Friends

As Monica's biological clock ticks away, Carol goes into labour. When Ross and Susan can't stop bickering over who gets to help Carol, Phoebe drags them into a closet to settle their differences.

Wed 7th September

Friends

Joey's new girlfriend wants to go to bed with him but he can't, he's participating in a fertility study.

Wed 7th September

Friends

Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning with a new girlfriend, Julie. After giving Joey and Chandler new haircuts, Phoebe is persuaded to cut Monica's hair, but gives her an awful haircut.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

Mark and Becky find a tiny run-down trailer in a trailer park, and decide to make it home.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

Dan lays down the law when DJ lets a pushy, aggressive girl order him around but Roseanne likes the girl in question.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

Roseanne is upset over the possibility that David may like a girl more than Darlene, who may lose David if she doesn't fight for him.

Wed 7th September

Malcolm in the Middle

Jessica, the neighbour's daughter, stays with the family for the week and teaches Malcolm how to manipulate Lois. Meanwhile, Reese decides to ship himself to China to beat up his pen pal.

Wed 7th September

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall's decision to quit his job at Goliath National Bank and take a volunteer position at an environmental organisation ends up affecting everyone in the group; and Ted and Zoey come to an impasse regarding their opposing positions on the future of the Arcadian.

Wed 7th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney is determined to show his dad that it was a mistake to have given up his former wild life of partying, drinking, and sleeping around. He enlists the gang's help, but assigns them alter egos in order to make them seem more exciting. Meanwhile, Robin runs into a guy she has a crush on.

Wed 7th September

Frasier

To apologise for getting everyone at KACL fired, Frasier throws a picnic for the gang, where he discovers everyone has found new jobs except for him and Roz. Frasier goes through the 5 stages of mourning for this job.

Wed 7th September

Frasier

Frasier is convinced that every 5 years when his reunion comes around, it coincides with a severe down turn in his life. He is reluctant to go because every time he goes, he ends up with the losers at table 97.

Wed 7th September

Everybody Loves Raymond

When Marie ruins Debra's Tupperware party, Debra decides to write Marie a letter, telling her to stop intruding into her life.

Wed 7th September

Evening

Everybody Loves Raymond

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

Wed 7th September

Hot in Cleveland

Elka pursues an endorsement for City Council from Ross Barkley and convinces Melanie to go on a date with him. Elsewhere, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch as he pines the loss of Melanie.

Wed 7th September

Hot in Cleveland

During a major storm the ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guest. Elka thinks a ghost of a woman murdered 50 years ago has returned to seek revenge.

Wed 7th September

Friends

The guys are uncomfortable with Carol's breast milk and Rachel is uncomfortable with Monica's growing friendship with Julie. Meanwhile, Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer for the affections of a beautiful colleague.

Wed 7th September

Friends

After Mr Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between the late eccentric man and his own life.

Wed 7th September

Friends

The gang is amazed to learn that Phoebe married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel after revealing that he and Julie have yet to consummate their relationship.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

After Dan breaks the couch, Roseanne accepts a hand-me-down couch from her Mother, but soon regrets it. Jackie and Fred make a life-altering decision.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

David announces to the Conners that he wants to spend a month in Europe after graduation, but Darlene selfishly pressures him out of it.

Wed 7th September

Roseanne

DJ's old bedroom is being converted into a nursery for the new baby.

Wed 7th September

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall's decision to quit his job at Goliath National Bank and take a volunteer position at an environmental organisation ends up affecting everyone in the group; and Ted and Zoey come to an impasse regarding their opposing positions on the future of the Arcadian.

Wed 7th September

How I Met Your Mother

Barney is determined to show his dad that it was a mistake to have given up his former wild life of partying, drinking, and sleeping around. He enlists the gang's help, but assigns them alter egos in order to make them seem more exciting. Meanwhile, Robin runs into a guy she has a crush on.

Wed 7th September

That '70s Show

Kitty wants Red to talk to Laurie, because all she does is party all night and sleep all day, and Hyde is driving around in a panic when he discovers that his passenger, Leo, is holding a bag of illegal drugs.

Thu 8th September

Morning

That '70s Show

Eric and Donna try to withhold being intimate with each other, and each is determined not to be the one to cave in. Meanwhile, Kelso tries to convince his friends that he's seen a UFO.

Thu 8th September

Hot in Cleveland

Elka pursues an endorsement for City Council from Ross Barkley and convinces Melanie to go on a date with him. Elsewhere, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch as he pines the loss of Melanie.